Not a whole lot here. I just upload random things and edit the HTML code when I feel like it. No pretty backgrounds, no scrolling text, just this lovely little exclamation sculpture. ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ!ˇ! All this site is, really, is a glorified FTP space. Last updated 7-19-2004. Jump down to The apartment I'm going to build for a link to another page with several pretty screenshots. I updated again, and it looks a lot better. Image quality still sucks, but that's still what happens with JPEGs.
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All this site is, really, is a glorified FTP space. Last updated 7-19-2004. Jump down to The apartment I'm going to build for a link to another page with several pretty screenshots. I updated again, and it looks a lot better. Image quality still sucks, but that's still what happens with JPEGs.
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Okay, so it's not really a portrait of me. Bite me. Go ahead. I You We know you want to.
This is Lincoln Mayorga. He plays the piano...more specifically, he plays Golliwogg's Cakewalk, which can be found in the Mayorga on Tour subsite.
He isn't the funniest man of our times.
He does, however, have a nice picture.
I hope this suffices to explain why a section of this pitiful site is dedicated to him.
Somehow, I know it won't.
Q: Who the hell is this guy?A: Hieronymus Bosch (1450-1516) was a deranged Dutch painter.Q: And how do you know he was deranged?A: Take a look at his portrait!
Q: Umm...what's that supposed to prove?A: Very well then, take a look at one of his most famous paintings.
The Garden of Earthly Delights; right pannel
Q: ...that is quite strange.A: Yes...when looking at Bosch's work I find myself profoundly disturbed or greatly amused. It varies.
Here, you will find words written in bold.
1. Added 7-24-03.
SAVVY
There's no way around it: you've gotta love a word with 2 Vs.
2. Added 5-22-04.
SASQUATCH
I took the AP World Literature exam a few weeks ago. I used this word in every single essay, mostly by writing amazingly bad analogies. For instance, in an essay about Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness:
Unlike most of Joseph Conrad's other, subtler messages, the idea of corruption lumbers like a sasquatch across the thematic landscape.
3. Added 5-22-04.
ACEPHALOUS
The definition for this one involves tiny heads, which I find amusing. Head of State, Head of Cabbage, take your pick.
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Isn't it beauteous?
A bit of an explanation might be in order. might
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Pretty soon, I'll have to design the apartment I "visualized in a dream."
Other than that, I plan to include a HALL OF EMBEDDED FRAMES subpage. There's no rhyme nor reason to it, but it'll be wheefun.
